In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
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if i post things that you don’t like and you still follow me
i hope you find $20 on the ground today
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Hannibal Lecter in ‘Fifty Shades of Fuck This Shit’
How I feel waking up every morning
HOW I FEEL WAKING UP EVERY MORNING.
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